Day before yesterday I was watching CNN news early in the morning and
was waiting for the Judge’s announcement of the name of the guy who was
arrested in the airport in connections with the bomb blast plan and was
much pleased to see that these terrorists are creating new jobs.
I came to know about 2 new (at least to me) weird job titles: Terror Expert and Terrorism Analyst.
There are guys who are talking – talking a lot – in CNN about the bomb
blasts and when they appear on the screen they have their name displayed
under which their job title is also displayed. How will he ever
introduce himself to others professionally?
“Hey Mike, Nice to meet you. I am blah blah blah working as Terror Expert..” Sounds weird. But that’s how the world works.
My friend suggested that in future there is a possibility that you could
have Terrorism Man like you have Weather Man. And there will be a map
displayed in the screen showing parts of the world where there could be a
bomb blast today or tomorrow or perhaps a weekly forecast: Terrorism
Forecast.
So when you see this terrorism forecast in the TV news, you cannot just
take an umbrella with you as you do when you know there is a possibility
of bad weather. No, umbrellas cannot protect you from bombs.
You must buy Terrorism Insurance.
- Originally appeared in my other blog readnshared.wordpress.com
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